Eh puesto las parodias de El 3Mendazo en mi pagina personal. Parece que las parodias no estan en su web y entonces ya que tanta gente la busca, la pueden ir a ver aqui. Ahora parece que tengo una television en mi web… hehe… enjoy!
News for June 2005
El 3Mendazo
¿A Meme?
The Meme: What five things do you miss about your childhood?
Rule #1: Remove the blog at #1 from the following list and bump every one up one place. Add your blog’s name in the #5 spot. Link to each of the other blogs for the desired cross pollination effect.
- It’s the End Of The World As We Know It
- More Than My Luggage
- Welcome to My Truth
- The Angel’s Cloud
- Compay!
Rule #2: Select new friends to add to the pollen count.
Here we go:
- I miss coming home after school and lounging till about 7 watching cartoons, sitcoms, and gameshows! Amoungst the cartoons I miss watching: Fraggle Rock, Alvin and The Chipmunks, He-Man, and Thunder Cats. Sitcoms: Different Strokes, Fresh Prince of Bell Air, Threes Company, and Saved By The Bell. Game Shows: I can’t think of any right now, but Jepordy is not one of them…
- The Summer Time! Every summer was always different… Hanging out with my friends and riding around on my bike till sun set… At which point I would be punished because I was “hanging out” all day… hehe… My mom never understood… I had one older sister that shared nothing in common with me…
- Not for nothing, but I miss helping my neighbors pack newspapers the day before. Sometimes they’d ask my mom for my help becuase I sure as hell didn’t want to go… and you know if Mom said it was “OK” for you to go, your ass had to go… But that was my chance to listen to music, and chit chat with a couple of Costa Rican girls that were twice my age at the time.
- I miss sleeping in my parents room during the summer time as well. Since we weren’t fortunate enough to have AC in each and every single room, we had to sleep a few summers in my parents bedroom… hehe… That was one cold room! we would set up our mattress in a corner of the room and it was like a heaven because we would jump from my parents bed to our bed and back… hahahahaha…
- Finally but not least, I think I miss those cheesy Grammer School, Middle School, Junior High, and High School Dances we used to have. Those were the good old days. The days that you didn’t have to worry about how bad you danced because everybody was a bad dancer… hehe…
Well there are a few more but then again it’s only asking for five and those were the first five that came to mind… if I could include one more it would be my High School Years where I ran track and field, indoor track, and cross country for four years… A sport that I genuinly love and respect.
Thoughts With Poor Grammer
I’m tired and beat after spending the day at the beach… I don’t feel like doing much of anything today… The water was cold when you first stepped into it, but once you were in there for a few minutes, the water was good… as a matter of fact, you were better off inside the water then outside since there was a slight breeze. As the day went on, more family showed up and some started playing games as others were taking “tans”… hehe… we drew a smiley face on someone’s back as they slept… hehe… yes he was in the sun too… His wife saved him the embarassment tho… she smeered the smiley face which was made with tanning lotion fearing that he would be burned for the whole summer with it on his back…
Next thing you know, I get hit with a kick ball in my face… This led to a wild goose chase on the beach… Imagine this… the guy you want to hit is wrestling with your best friend… as you cock back with the ball in your hand ready to fire, he gets out the way! Your already about to release the ball so you can’t decide not to or else it ruins the chase down! BAMM! lol… I hit the wrong guy… pa que fue eso… lol… that led to another chase… but since I’m faster then most people they had a hard time catching up… They finally got me tho… in the water… I tried to get away, but the damn life guard wouldn’t let me swim out to sea… hehe…
After we got home… my nieghbor’s daughter decided to take a little “parking practice” next door… Well the problem with that is… we have a wooden fence dividing the parking lot and the house… well… seems like she got a little urge to take out a post… hahaha… she ripped it right out leaving the base of the post underground surrounded by the cemment. I spent 3 hours digging that thing out with the drill, a rod, my hands and my sweat. Today I have to put the new one in and perhaps fill it up with cement because it sure as hell will be taking a few more poundings by people who don’t know how to drive yet…
Next!
Good Lord! I’ve managed to keep myself busy over the last few days… The wedding was great and my speech was magnificant… (so I heard anyway)… I have to get pictures of us walking in… I heard we looked like the Mafia as we walked in… hehe… I managed to save the other best mans’ speech with mine… Soto was mumbling and stumbling as he gave his speech… *what a mess… My speech was cool… I had them laughing the moment I introduced myself… hehe… do not ask me how I managed to do that… The Grooms family however didn’t really appreciate me calling him a Troll tho… hahaha… oh well… no hard feelings…
Fathers day I was quite busy as well… I had to return the Tuxs’ by 6PM and be back home for a massive barbeque. Everyone was over… My moms family and my dads family… It may be the first time that I can remember having so many people over our house… there had to be atleast 30-40 people over… including kids ofcourse… At the end of the night we had two cakes for my father… We sang Happy Father’s Day to the Happy Birthday tune, next thing you know, the guy had a Machete in his hand to cut the cake… hahahaha… I have yet to get the pictures/video from my cousin.
Las Mujeres Son Son Son Son Son…
Me dijeron que esta vaina no esta en nah… que dizque yo me estoy privando en diseñador, soñador, poeta, activista, y sobre todo… dizque un lider que no sabe nah. Estoy de acuerdo con todos sus pensamientos… son dos emails que concluyeron esos pensamientos de cual no conteste a ninguna de las dos… Pero nah… yo sigo haciendo mi trabajo bien y con dios adelante esta vaina sigue respirando…
A las mujeres que quieren saber sobre mis novias… aqui va…
- No tengo novia.
- Me gustan las mujeres con el pelo rizo.
- Me gustan las mujeres alta, pero si encuentro una que me cai bien, resuelvo tambien.
- Me gustan las mujeres que son indepediente.
- Si sabes bailar merengue y salsa, podemos bailar bachata…
- Si sabes manejar, es un plus.
- No me venga con vaina porque te dejo al instante.
- No me pregunte pa donde voy.
- No me pregunte con quien tu va.
- No me este llamando por ñoñeria.
- (to be continued…)
Back to Life, Back to Reality
The reality is that this is still a blog. This is still a place that people come to read. This is my life written in words. This is a diary. This is peace of mind. This is my freedom of speech. This is what it is. Beacuase of that, there will never be incentives for people to want to be a part of a society that is only visible for those that stumble upon it.
I’d say its a Wrap but…
Barbeque and Blogs turned out to be quiet get together for 6. I had a very nice time including the hour we spent underneath the canopy trying to stay dry as we played Dominoes! Thank god I brought along the canopy. Otherwise, it would have been one wet “Barbeque and Blogs”…
The Best Man Speach
I have a wedding to attend next weekend!! I’m the 2nd “Best Man”… go figure… Umm… my understanding is that I have to give a speach… I have yet to figure out what I’m going to say… hehe..
Maybe I can begin by saying…
I remember when we first met. I honestly thought he looked like a freaking Troll! My cousin was in love with him, but I have no idea what she was looking at. The only thing he was missing was the damn hair. On top of that, he was huge! I was barely 13 and he was 18. I remember we decided to go to the park where he would introduce me to his biceps that would soon make me feel like a magget. Hell, he would grab the basketball like a prune and give it back like a raisin.
hehe… according to the standards of the “Best Man Speach”, I have to be “funny”… ahh and I can’t forget to mention the Bride… in this case… My cousin… Well I need ideas… so if you are visiting my blog between now and June 18, 2005… give me IDEAS!!!
The day after yesterday
Tomorrow is a “big day”… I have to host a barbeque… I think its going to be a decent turn out but I’m not even sure… I know I should be optimistic about the whole thing, but I’m trying to be realistic. My guess is that about 5-10 people actually show up… after all, it’s not like we know anyone here so it’s basically, Hi… My name is… My Blog name is… I visit your blog all the time… hmmm…. well I just hope that everyone understands where I’m coming from because as much time as I’ve invested into “Blogs” I am just not doing this for my benefit. Dominican Bloggers have come a longway…
The day before tomorrow
Well where do I begin? For starters, I was listening to Star and Bucwild this morning… hehe… they didn’t mention anything about the “hack” but he did say… “I don’t do anything on the internet other then browse the pages”… and “I never use my real name”… hehe… I guess he must think someone really hacked his site… I did notice that the page was saved onto someone elses DESKTOP and the name of the “User” was “David Waters”…
Star and Bucwild
I’ve “hacked” the Star and Bucwild site today… Yes, I listen to the haters in the morning! Well, Star mentioned that you can’t copy and paste his “Exclusive Interview” and he left the window wide open for “hackers”…
So… I “hacked” his site to obtain the text… haha… The site is Dynamic Flash which is supposed to be a bit more “Sophisticated” let’s say… Well… so much for that Star…
You can copy/paste the interview here
Bar-B-Q y Blogs!
Este Sábado 11, de Junio vamos a tener “Barbeque y Blogs” @ Riverside Park. Riverside Park esta localizado en la 145 y Riverside Drive. NY, NY
Vamos a comenzar el barbeque a las 3PM hasta las 8PM. Aquellos que pueden atender, por favor de cooperar con la comida. Vamos azar piernas de pollo, costilla de cerdo, hamburguesas, hot dogs, maíz, y hasta yuca y plátano! ¿Somos Dominicanos no?
Para mas información pueden enviar un email a info@blogsdominicanos.com.
Internet del Futuro
Me tope con este articulo sobre los Blogs…
Weblogs
En un trabajo alterno presentado por el Pew Internet, se evaluó el tremendo impacto de los Weblogs en el 2004. Según el estudio elaborado en USA, al iniciar el 2005 aproximadamente 8 millones de cibernautas cuentan con su propia Blog.El siete por ciento de los usuarios de Norteamérica tiene su propia página Web, un 2 por ciento más que al inicio del 2004. Pero el crecimiento no para en la oferta, ya que la demanda que disfrutan estos espacios es digna de atención.
Se estima que alrededor de 32 millones de estadounidenses visitan diariamente al menos una página blog, lo que equivale al 27 por ciento del total de usuarios en aquel país.
Eso no es todo, ya que a pesar del boom de este servicio en el 2004, alrededor del 62 por ciento de los navegantes en Estados Unidos desconoce qué es una Blog.
Impacto
Tomando como base estas cifras, las Blogs tendrán un fuerte impacto en las proyecciones a futuro en el ámbito editorial de Internet.a) Los Blogs provocarán una transformación en el manejo de la información en la red, con base en el ejercicio de la libertad de expresión.
b) La proliferación de fuentes informativas por este medio provocará un debate respecto a normatividad en el manejo y contenido de las noticias.
c) Mediante los mecanismos de regulación, se tratará de eliminar las notas falsas, dando privilegio a las noticias con sustento.
Articulo de Diario Horizonte
Merenguitos Classicos
hehe… I just noticed that my Merenguitos Classicos are pretty famous… I must say it’s a cool site too… http://bestdamnboxingsite.com/y/
Vamos a darle Calor
Déjame darle calor al blog este… La verdad que no tengo mucho tiempo casi para escribir de lo que se me ocurre ya… hoy me tengo que poner a revisar una lista de requisitos para el trabajo ya que me van a dar un aumento… lo entrego mañana…
Anoche nos reunimos para un Bachelor Party que nos fue mas o menos… unas gorditas que no estaban en nah… pero las pasamos de lo mas bien… fuimos a ver a las gorditas y después le dimo duro a la botella! eso si, me quede dormido hasta las 7 de la mañana en el carro… que borrachera…
La semana pasada me tope con un tiguere que conose a los mequetrefes del Vacilon de la Mañana en La Mega. Sigo recibiendo emails de personas agustada con las personas que estan envolucrados en el chisme… Ahora… ¿A quien le importa lo que hiso el otro? Hagan lo que ustedes puedan por ustedes mismo porque aveces la vida no es justa… Besides, if you can’t help yourself who is going to help you?
Las Cinco del Viernes
1)¿Qué es lo más original o importante que dejas en tu closet?
Un diario personal que se encuentra en la esquina… Tambien puedes encontrar mi collecion de libros…
2)¿Qué es lo más original o importante que dejas en tu mesa de noche?
El celular que tambien me sirve como alarma por la mañana cuando tengo que levantarme a las 6 de la mañana para comensar el dia…
3)¿Qué es lo más original o importante que dejas en tu computadora?
wow… everything! De todo un poco… aqui se puede encontrar de hasta el numbero de Jesus Christo mano.
4)¿Qué es lo más original o importante que dejas en tu colección de discos?
ahi te puedo contar que mi coleccion de discos son todos originales… no hay un cd que vas a encontrar que no sea orginal… y me da un orgullo poder decirlo porque hay muchos fuentes de cual puedo conseguir la colleccion de discos que tengo pero no lo hago…
5)¿Qué es lo más original o importante que dejas en tu bolsa, mochila o cartera?
dinero… ademas de eso, tengo la licencia, papeles del carro, y la targeta de banco…
Las Cinco del Viernes
¿Son ciertas? ¿Te identificas con ellas? ¿Qué significan para tí?
1) Que hablen de uno es espantoso. Pero hay algo peor: que no hablen.
Como quiera hablan, como quiera dicen…
–Peña Suazo y La Banda Gorda
2) Cuando hables, procura que tus palabras sean mejores que el silencio.
Me identifico… Aveces mejor no hablo por no meter la pata…
3) El más difícil no es el primer beso, sino el último.
Nope… para mi es el primer beso porque ya cuando llega al ultimo beso, se sabe que nunca volveras a tocar los mismo labios…
4) Educad a los niños y no será necesario castigar a los hombres.
Bueno, siempre se aprende algo nuevo asi que no se puede decir que no será necesario castigar a los hombres.
5) Prefiero morir de pie, a vivir arrodillado.
Depende… mal pensados… pero mejor todavia es morrir acostado sabiendo que estas soñando… es decir… “Morrir Soñando”
Get the Scoop Here…
eah men… eh dejado este blog por otro por ahi… hehe… mas tarde regreso para hacer Las Cinco Del Viernes (hace dos semanas que la deje de hacer) y ademas de eso para contarles un poco de lo que me a pasado en esto dias… entre ellas, la entrevista con el tiguere que me conto de La Mega, el bachelor party, y al igual que Osmany, los milliones que me estoy ganando con Blogs Dominicanos…












